The year is 2004 and the narrator a pulp priest of the GNFR (Great New Fictional Religion) but the attitudes of Gabriella Sumpter are firmly in the 1980s. She is a re-wind, one of the not so dear departed and tapes are made of their ghostly emanations. The "Rules of Life" emanating from this erotic shade are clear; "When caught out never apologise, always justify"!.